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date: "2004-01-15T13:23:14Z"
title: Richard's Guide to Counterstrike Lingo
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13:17 &lt;pabs&gt; <a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>: i'm actually not up on teh kiddie cs speak
13:17 &lt;pabs&gt; <a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>: but i can do the q3 speak
13:17 &lt;<a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>&gt; pabs: me neither.
13:17 &lt;<a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>&gt; it's pretty much the same.
13:17 &lt;pug-uni&gt; <a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>: to be an pwns0r rules
13:17 &lt;pabs&gt; it's basically different dialects of hte same language though
13:18 &lt;<a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>&gt; you need exactly 3 phrases "OMG!!!! HAX!!!", "CAMPING PUSSY!", 
                 and "Fuking n00b"
13:18 &lt;<a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>&gt; and you fit right in.
13:18 &lt;<a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>&gt; of course, there's CS specifics like "Lose the fucking shield, 
                 dipshit"
13:19 &lt;<a href='http://www.richlowe.net/'>richlowe</a>&gt; and my personal favorite "'cover me' does not mean 'Throw a 
                 grenade in after me' donkey fucker'"
13:21 &lt;pabs&gt; hmm i should write this stuff down
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